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Tuan, the clueless ebay seller

Recently, I won a auction on ebay that went bad. Here’s the exchange with the ebay seller. My text is in bold. Things have been change to protect the clueless.

Tuan@clueless.ebay.seller.com wrote:
My ups says that you have received the palm please leave a feedback

buyer@standardmischief.com wrote:
I have not gotten the package, but I just checked my paypal account and when I sent you the $6.25, the shipping address was clearly this:

Shipping Address:
Standard Mischief
PO Box 666
SandM, MD, 20000

so where the heck did you UPS my zire to?


Tuan@clueless.ebay.seller.com wrote:
I sent it to:

Standard Mischief
PO Box 666
SandM, MD, 20000

buyer@standardmischief.com wrote:
You do realize that’s a Post Office Box, right? only USPS (United States Postal Service) can deliver there, not UPS. United Parcel Service is a private company.

Just in case you shipped it USPS, I’ll only be able to check Monday. It was not there last Thursday.


Tuan@clueless.ebay.seller.com V wrote:

I shiped it ups


Tuan,

The package has not arrived at my P.O. Box. That is because UPS will not ship to P.O. Boxes.

Since you claim to have sent the package via UPS, please forward me the 18 digit TRACKING NUMBER that you got when you shipped the package. The 18 digit number should start with the letters/numbers “1Z…”

[2 days pass]

Hello, I’m still waiting on that tracking number so I can figure out where you shipped my PDA to. It’s been 7 days since I’ve last heard from you, and 21 days since the auction close.


Tuan@clueless.ebay.seller.com wrote:
I can not find the tracking number tomorrow i will go to the ups and get the tracking number
Thanks

Tuan@clueless.ebay.seller.com wrote:

the shipping number is
1zw68r0403032XXXXX
and was signed by molina
It was shipped to
2145 Hamilton Ave
San Jose Ca 95125-5905


Tuan,

What you did was to send my package to ebay’s corporate headquarters.

check out this google search:

http://www.google.com/search?q=2145+Hamilton+Ave%0A%3E+San+Jose+Ca+95125-5905

2005-09-26 23:59 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     5 Comments

“Wiki It!” bookmarklet

Via Acidus, I found this really cool bookmarklet. All you have to do is drag it up to the tool bar on either IE or Firefox. Then when you use the cursor to highlight a word, like, I don’t know, maybe –> Salsa < --, and hit that button, up pops a little window that has that Wikipedia entry, if it exists.

Acidus credits Decius with a breakthrough piece of example code. I'm crediting Acidus with my version. My version does the exact same thing, except it looks up the highlighted word on m-w.com (Merrian-Webster).

The Wikipedia bookmarklet is here: Wiki it!

Author: Acidus

The Merrian-Webster bookmarklet is here: MW it!

Author: Standard Mischief

2005-09-24 12:49 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:found object     1 Comment

Why I’m unhappy, but not ripping up my NRA Life card

I posted a comment over at The Warren, then I decided to expand on it as a blog post. Thus this. I’m not planning to have a “gun rant only” blog, other content is coming, promise.

The Warren seems to be defending the NRA because in the past, as the 500 pound RKBA gorilla, they have used their power to get truly awful bills to be transformed into “choke on the way down, but not kill ya” bills. True. Sorta like a holding action.

But right now we supposedly have a pro-RKBA prez and both houses of a “pro-RKBA” congress-things. The NRA is still passing out “A”s. Nothing is happening.

Actually, we have had a “pro-RKBA” congress for years, even during Clinton. Lots of gun control BS has been “snuck-in” to bills and was passed, but, as far as I know, there are ZERO incidents of the reverse ever happening.

How many “must-pass” bills have there been? Bills like the military appropriation bill that REAL-ID got snuck-in on? Why absolutely zero results? Anyone got a good answer?

There are a number of little things that our side could have snuck in to those bills that no one reads. Even little things count.

How about that stupid law that I run into every time I buy ammo at Mal-Wart? If the ammo could be used in a pistol or a longarm, the idiot-savant sales droid always asks me if if it’s for a pistol or a rifle. If I was a 18 year old gang banger that was trying to buy some 9mm for my pistol, I would be tempted to say rifle, but that might be a felony. (As a person that is over 21, the Standard Mischief is to tell them that the first 7 rounds in each box of 20 is for a pistol, the remainder is for a rifle.)

It took a long, long time for the country to get to this level of disgrace with the maze of gun control laws and regulation. It’s actually OK by me if it takes a while for the reverse to happen, but it’s not. It’s not happening at all.

So Bush II came into power with the backing of the NRA. He also had a “pro-RKBA” congress. If he had tossed me ONE FREAKING BONE during his first term I would have voted for the maggot. Saying he will pass the re-up of the so called “assault weapon” ban while begging the congress-things to not send the bill to his desk DOES NOT COUNT as a bone.

I’m still waiting for the feds to arrest Ed Compass and crew. I’m not holding my breath.

So yea, I’m a little ticked at the NRA and the “A” and “B” list congress-things. But I won’t be ripping up my Life Membership a-la Bush the first. It’s already paid for and that would be a pretty pointless gesture without a refund. I’d also lose a life subscription to a great magazine. But not one more penny from me, I’d rather fund other groups.

Hmmm, I guess technically that makes me a compromiser. So flame on.

2005-09-21 15:11 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

NRA springs into action. Too little, too late

?The NRA will not stand by while guns are confiscated from law-abiding people who?re trying to defend themselves,? Executive Director Chris W. Cox said. ?We?re exploring every legal option available to protect the rights of lawful people in New Orleans.?

It’s good that they are doing something, but I still say too little, to late. They are looking to find people who surrendered their guns so they can sue.

NRA, you can start with the demand that Eddy Compass step down or be fired. It’s clear he has no respect for the Constitution, and he’s willing to tromp over it in times of crisis. Louisiana is not like New York city or Washington DC, people there have a strong tradition of firearms ownership, and that tradition is getting stronger, with the recent upsurge in gun sales. Their voices will add to your own.

2005-09-18 09:51 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

I think we may have won something here

A groundswell of people, myself included were collectively holding our breath in Katrina’s aftermath. Failure to prepare and respond at the federal, state, local, and personal level precipitated a disaster with few peers that unfolded in a steady stream before my eyes, on the TV news, online news and blogs, and mms:// feeds from the broadcast stations in the affected area. I was mesmerized over the shear magnitude of the disaster, as it gave way to the looting, the plight of the Superdome refugees, and then something else entirely.

A line in the sand.

“Individuals are at risk of dying,” said P. Edwin Compass III, the superintendent of the New Orleans police. “There’s nothing more important than the preservation of human life.”

“Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” -William Pitt the Elder

No civilians in New Orleans will be allowed to carry pistols, shotguns or other firearms, said P. Edwin Compass III, the superintendent of police. “Only law enforcement are allowed to have weapons,” he said.

There was a mandatory evacuation order in place. People were being forcefully evacuated. People were having their arms confiscated to encourage them to leave. This was surreal and left me wondering if someone was loading people in boxcars.

Then there was the video of Patricia Konie getting body slammed by a jackbooted thug imported from California (with curiously edited footage) [mirror][mirror]…

…and then there was reports that some reporters were having their firearms stolen[PDF], and reports that Blackwater security was exempt (because, you know, some are more equal than others)…..

…and then there was this video of Ashton O’Dwyer, a lawyer from New Orleans, and I’ll always remember his quote, “Treat me with benign neglect!”. What was even more memorable, was what he did as he walked back to his never flooded, armed, presumably sufficiently stockpiled home. He traced a line with his finger, and showed the world his line in the sand…

..and Tam asked Claire if it was time yet , and Claire says “The only question now is how to be effective.”

…and Countertop gets in his thousand words in, while Say Uncle has his own words. Geek with a .45 talks about the extent of the emergency powers and how they don’t trump the constitution of LA and the USA, while in his comments, someone says “Molan Labe!”…

… and Paw Paw, a good guy LEO from Louisiana, who is probably uncomfortable with having a target painted on his forehead by some zealot with an overly broad brush, urges people to stay calm, surrender, take names and sue later, while his comments remind him of a LEO named Lon Horiuchi that walked after murdering an unarmed, nursing mother, who was holding an “assault baby”. Gotta love that Sovereign immunity.

Meanwhile, in a whole different ‘vers, the front line police, the ones that didn’t go AWOL or resign, apparently protested being forced to carry out an illegal order, remembering their oaths. This is rumor, but it needs to be said, and it needs to be said now. When you are knee deep in flood waters with floating bodies and debris, blogsphere is a million miles away, and I doubt the outrage by bloggers ever hit their ears. Apparently some LEOs remembered their oaths, and protested. There is news that the federal troops would not be forcing people to evacuate, though there is no word yet from the chief executive officer, or his minions, about the gun sweeps.

This is what we have won. This is the story that needs to be told.

This is not a paper victory. A paper victory is like a paper profit, there might be something there, but it’s not really real until you cash it in. The striking down of the first “Gun-Free School Zones Act” by the Supreme Court is a paper victory, especially since Congress turned right around and passed the second, nearly identical “Gun-Free School Zones Act” that’s currently hanging over our heads, despite us electing a “pro-RKBA” Congress and a “pro-RKBA” President.

People really stood up and said “you will not seize my guns” and the police really backed down. The “mop-up” that needs to occur now is for bloggers to keep this story from becoming a footnote to Katrina. As much as the Mainstream Media like to tell us we stink, they keep an ear to our world and a hand in the public eye. Police are going to rotate out for some rest and eventually they will read blogs. We can’t trust the MSM to tell their story, so we have to take on that burden ourselves. The police and the citizens who stood up need to tell their story. People need to be removed from office, and people need to go to jail.

Oh, and people need to sue. Perhaps the NRA might actually be useful at that. When the emergency officials said that they were going to prevent coverage of the end stage body recovery by the press, CNN filed suit Friday, and got a restraining order Saturday (last paragraph). In contrast, when the seize orders came down, and enough members called the NRA, they finally issued a wishy-washy press statement. Shame on you, LaPierre. Oh, how I wish we still had Neal Knox with us.

This, more than anything is the lesson to be learned from Katrina. The Second Amendment isn’t about hunting, it isn’t about self-defense, and it isn’t about protecting your family and property from looters. Although those are all existing inalienable rights, the Second is about killing tyrants. The Second is about telling would be tyrants to stand down. The Second is about reminding people that no emergency on this earth allows them to become tyrants, even for -a moment, even if it is in someone’s ?best interest?. When you have accepted that, take a moment to consider how close we came to not having that right enumerated at all. That right is as valid today as when it was drafted.

OK, so we’ve gotta push and really win this one. It comes at a time when many of us have nearly given up hope.

Let’s get to work, we’ve got a Republic to save.

Update 2005-09-23 bonus thuggery, Patricia Konie, now with even more footage (but still missing that critical cut, what’s up with that, Ken Wayne?)

2005-09-15 22:46 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     8 Comments
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