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More Smurfs and the UN

UNICEF is planning to run an ad in Belgium featuring the Smurfs, only this cartoon isn’t going to be bright and sunny. In the ads, which will only air late at night, the Smurf village gets annihilated by warplanes. According to this article, real life photos are losing their punch in the bid to raise awareness for a fund-raising campaign for ex-child soldiers.

war is Smurf

Belgian television viewers were given a preview of the 25-second film earlier this week, when it was shown on the main evening news. The reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.

I didn’t fall out on the floor laughing, but still it’s pretty funny. I found it during a google search, I was trying to decide how common the slang term “Smurf” is for UN “peacekeeper”. Maybe I’m a sick person, but I just can’t take this seriously.

Anyway, I hope I can snag a copy, I might be able to make some cool wallpaper.

From the same article:

Julie Lamoureux, account director at Publicis for the campaign, said the agency’s original plans were toned down.

“We wanted something that was real war - Smurfs losing arms, or a Smurf losing a head -but they said no.”

The film has won tentative approval from the official Smurf fan club. A spokesman said: “I think it will wake up some people. It is so un-Smurf-like, it might get people to think.”

Hendrik Coysman, managing director of IMPS, said: “That crying baby really goes to your bones.”

Heh.

Update: I found a crappy lo-res clip here, deep link for downloading here. 768K

2005-10-10 10:00 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

Smurfy pamphleteers

copies of the iraq constitution on the dump

Photo caption: An Iraqi man picks up copies the the new constitution draft from boxes on the edge of a Baghdad, Iraq, garbage dump, Thursday Oct. 6 2005. Iraqis will vote on Oct. 15, on the country’s constitution after the country’s Shiite-led parliament ended a bitter dispute with Sunni Arabs about how the referendum will be conducted. (AP Photo/Asaad Muhsin)

Well, looks like most of the Iraqi people got, on October 6th, their first look at the constitution that they will be voting for or against on October 15.

Iraq Constitution Distributed Amid Attacks

By OMAR SINAN, Associated Press Writer Thu Oct 6, 9:07 PM ET

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Residents of one of Baghdad’s most insurgent-hit neighborhoods received copies of Iraq’s draft constitution Thursday, though some refused to take it and some shopkeepers balked at passing it out, fearing reprisals by militants determined to wreck the crucial Oct. 15 referendum.

[snip]

Despite the bloodshed, Iraqis in the southern Baghdad neighborhood of Dora had their first look at the document they will vote on in nine days, though distribution of the U.N.-printed blue booklets - emblazoned “The constitution is in your hands” - got off to a slow start elsewhere.

Apparently those Smurfy pamphleteers over at the UN are responsible for the sky blue motif. General distribution was slated to happen only nine days before everyone votes on adoption. Clearly, that’s plenty of time for Publius to chew the fat with Brutus, Centinel, and the Federal Farmer.

You can bet, if adopted, the Iraqi people will forever celebrate October 15 as a major holiday. And look, it?s timed just 2 or 3 weeks before our own elections. What an amazing coincidence!

If I’m getting it correctly from the linked article, “gunmen” have threatened shopkeepers distributing the handouts, which is why they ended up in the dump.

I hit up Google for an english translation. I found it as a PDF, but Google also has a HTML version in it’s cache.

I’m not a 100% sure I can trust the above AP translation, but it does sound a lot better than this older version (PDF, dated July 27, 2005). Please remember that this is a comparison between the newer AP translation and the older translation at www.carnegieendowment.org (commentary and translation by Nathan J. Brown). (Google HTML cache here)

–Excerpts comparing the old and new draft constitution are below the fold –
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2005-10-09 07:00 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

Book Review: Spychips by Katherine Albrecht, Liz McIntyre

Ok, so I snagged a copy of Spychips from a local bookseller, a one day before it’s official release date. Just checking Amazon right now, it’s ranked at #61 for non-fiction, probably from pre-orders. I’m finding that very surprising, but that’s exactly what we want. Despite the alarmist tone set throughout the book, RFID tags and related technology really are a threat to our privacy and freedom. I can only hope this book sets off a firestorm. RFID stands for Radio Frequency Identification, and they are little transmitters with unique numbers that can be hidden in all kinds of things.

My own experience trying to relate basic info about RFID tags to others have pretty lackluster. Their eyes glaze over. They nod and switch the subject. They are not alarmed as long as its only used on the “violent felons and child molesters”. You do want to protect our kids from them, right? You ain’t one of those “mark of the beast” holy rollers, are you?

This book does a very thorough job at explaining the potential for the abuse of RFID technology. I’m sure the authors sat around many a brainstorming session to think of every creepy scenario. The book is heavily footnoted, in part, I think, to prevent it from being dismissed as fringe literature and being grouped in with the HAARP weather control gunk, and the flat-earthers.

If you are looking for technical details, this is the wrong place. “Megahertz” is only briefly mentions once, in a sidebar. They only gloss over the difference between “passive” (unpowered) and “active” (contains a battery or other power source, can be read from further away) tags. Perhaps this is for the best.

One disappointment was the lack of a lexicon. I think that the next level of discussion should include language to distinguish the difference between different types of tags.

For example: in chapter 10, there is a discussion of Speedpass, a RFID embedded keyfob, linked to your credit or debit card, that lets you pay for gas and snacks at Exxon-Mobil gas stations. It has already been cracked. I would like this tag to be described as “unpowered” (instead of “passive“). Furthermore, I would also say this tag was “promiscuous” (when activated, it will power up and identify itself to anyone), “silent” (does not let the owner know when it is communicating), and it’s only security is a weak “challenge-response“.

Details of the exploit are on the above linked site, discussion is here, (duplcated from here) but briefly, the fob was brute-forced attacked. The attacker would slide up to the victim and simulate a speedpass reader terminal with a laptop. The attacker would query the speedpass with multiple requests and record the response. The results were crunched to find the internal key of the speedpass, and then the fob was simulated with a laptop at the pump. Because the speedpass is “silent“, it failed to inform its owner, (with a beep or flashing light), that it was being accessed. Because the tag was “promiscuous“, it could be brute-forced anywhere. A simple pushbutton switch added to the speedpass would be a highly effective security countermeasure, and attacker would have to physically hold the button down, while brute-forcing the fob, and if going through all that trouble it’s likely easier for the attacker to just steal the fob at that point. A stronger encryption scheme would help also.

Despite the lack of technical jargon (or perhaps because if it) I’m still recommending this book, especially for the novice. It’s thought provoking and easy to understand.


An additonal review by Bruce Sterling, who wrote the book’s preface.


2005-10-06 11:07 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:payola free reviews     1 Comment

Unbelievable display of chutzpa from a sworn elected sheriff.

According to the Culpeper Star-Exponent, two weeks ago a convoy of police officers from New Jersey, on their way back from hurricane duty in the gulf, were pulled over by Deputy Roane, after they were found driving well over the speed limit on I-81 in Virginia.

It was on Sept. 18 that Augusta County Sheriff”s Deputy Mike Roane spotted a convoy of New Jersey officers - from Passaic County and the Wayne Police Department - in police cruisers returning home from a Hurricane Katrina relief mission.

Virginia State Police had received multiple 911 calls from I-81 motorists complaining the convoy, with as many as 13 cars, had forced them off the road. Roane was dispatched because a trooper was not available.

Roane managed to stop five or six cruisers, while the rest continued down the interstate. He asked them to cut off their emergency lights and to slow down.

Virginia law bans police cruisers from topping the speed limit and using lights unless responding to an emergency.

That stop earned Roane a rebuke over the telephone later that day from Speziale.

“If you think that that’s not a disgrace, you should take that badge off your shirt and throw it in the garbage,” Speziale said in a taped conversation with Roane. “This is unacceptable, and I’ll tell you what, I hope I get the opportunity to show you the same courtesy up here in New Jersey.”

I could understand if the cops were slightly speeding, but they were apparently using their emergency lights at an extreme rate of speed. According to the article, they were traveling at speeds in excess of 90 miles an hour, endangering everyone else on the road. Deputy Roane, it seems, was trying to cut the speeding officers some slack, because he only gave out warnings.

According to the same article, Deputy Roane also turned off his surveillance camera, which I assume is that video camcorder that you always see on police TV shows, filming the traffic stops. (Why should police have the ability to turn this on and off throughout their shift? Are they not public servants? Who watches the watchman?)


Speziale’s call to Augusta County Sheriff Randy Fisher on Thursday was more cordial than his fiery diatribe against a county deputy almost two weeks ago. Yet the only compromise that Fisher and the Passaic County sheriff could reach left them at a standstill.

“We ended up agreeing to disagree,” Fisher said.

Even with Fisher’s claims that a deputy clocked the New Jersey convoy traveling the Weyers Cave stretch of Interstate 81 at 95 mph, Speziale’s office demands proof.

“The Virginia authorities never produced any documentation, any radar, any evidence,” Passaic County Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Maer said. “All we have is their word, and we have not found them to be very truthful in the past, so we have no reason to believe them now.”

Replied Fisher: “I’ve got my officer’s testimony, and I’ve got about 10 people that have e-mailed me about the thing.”

The thing that most blows my mind about the whole thing is both parties to the stop are from counties where they elect their lawmen directly. I would expect something like this from an area where the police chief is appointed, not elected.

The excuse that they were in a hurry to return home after duty is insufficient. Emergency lights and speeds of that caliber are for emergencies only.

Elected lawmen are both law enforcement and politicians, and there isn’t anything more political than how the police enforce the law. Sheriff are elected, and if they piss off their constituents, they have to face the music, either as a recall right now (sounds like something worth looking into), or next election. Perhaps Speziale is on the cusp of retirement, if not, let’s hope the voters remember this next election.

Let’s hope Speziale gets to learn that that apologies cost nothing, but sometimes the lack of one might cost you everything.

(Thanks, Tam)

2005-10-05 18:27 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

Book Preview:Spychips

I first saw Spychips a few days ago in a bookstore. It looked interesting, so I snapped a quickie photo to remember it by and left. Then I read a review by Claire. Seeing as she said it had not been officially released yet, and seeing as it was on the same topic as a rant I have been saving up, I just got back from snatching it up. I read the forward by Bruce Sterling, one of my favorite authors, and I read the first chapter in the store. It seems pretty good, and an easy reader, but it?s more a book for a beginner, than one who has been reading tinfoil conspiracy for the last decade. Don?t let the last line I wrote fool you. RFID tags are a major threat to your privacy, but I don?t think you will learn much new if you have been following the story over at Slashdot.

Because I’m really interested, and because it?s such a lightweight book, it has jumped ahead of the queue, ahead of all those books I borrowed to help me customize this website. Even ahead of that mint copy of The Outlaw Gunner by Harry M. Walsh that I found at the used book store. I got to crack the spine on that book, (unfortunately, it?s the seventh printing)

Expect a good rant in a day or so.


2005-10-03 21:35 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:payola free reviews     2 Comments
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