Standard Mischief

Email chain letters, inspirational sayings, and other crap

I’m on somewhat friendly terms with my ex-SO. Which I suppose means that we exchange a few emails or call when something important happens. Anyway, she forwards every single email chain letter or inspirational saying that lands in her inbox. Five seconds of googling usually lands me on snopes.com, and I usually debunk whatever crap she sent and send her back the link. Being shown that verse 9:11 in the Quran has nothing to do with eagles usually gets most people to check facts before perpetuating hoaxes and chain emails, but not her. I suppose she just wants to stay in touch.

The chain emails go right in the dumpster. And because I broke the chain, I’ve been struck by lighting, robbed, run over by a cement truck, and sued by the courts in numerous frivolous lawsuits. Not.

Anyway, today she sent me one of my already favorites. Of course the way she set it, it was falsely attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye, and it was sent as plain text, as an attachment, with a zillion other peoples email addresses attached. This email vector as a Whispering Campaign, is so 1998. Let it die, please. Go create buzz via fake cats swinging from the celing fans or something. The title was literally this: Re: Fwd: Fw: Fw: New preamble to the USA

Since it’s so good, here it is as a link, with the proper title (just in case you’ve already read it too):

The Bill of No Rights by Lewis Napper

2006-10-14 11:01 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants   No Comments »

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