Standard Mischief

2207 comments so far; Zumbo gets a “DDoS attack”

I saw this post by Jim Zumbo early this morning, thanks to the Xaviar. I was going to leave a comment, but noticed the fscking he was already getting. Then I saw that Tam had picked up the post. Coming back home after some errands, I noticed that Kevin is on board too. He had a link to Oscar Poppa, who seems to be keeping a blog post about co-bloggers all addressing the same topic. Perhaps the first mention of the whole mess was over at ar15.com, though that’s just a guess at that point.

Checking out Zumbo post again, and the browser slowed to a dead crawl. Thanks to a bit of *nix mischief, I used $ lynx -dump to save the text of the post to a file for processing. So there’s a total of 2207 comments so far, most of them from people willing to boycott Outdoor Life Magazine.

February 16 – 1 comment
February 17 – 193 comment
February 18 – 1997 comment and counting

My fscking to Jim, were he ever to show his face around my blog:

You may think your hobby is the sport of kings, but it’s no more deserving of protection that the military firearms collector. Those who would disarm us may save your kind for last, the snobby hunter with the expensive double or finely crafted bolt action rifle, but rest assured they want to disarm you too. They’ll see your firearms as dangerous, deadly-accurate sniper rifles. To paraphrase Uncle, if they come for your bolt action, I can’t help you because they’ve already got my cosmetically-challenged self-loading firearm.

The Second Amendment wasn’t written to safeguard your hunting hobby, Jim-Bo, it was written so everyone would have the military arms necessary to defend our nation from all enemies, foreign and domestic.

We can hang together against the tide of “useful idiots” that would divide and disarm us, or we can hang separately. Your choice.

I’d also like to say that I don’t subscribe to the NAACP philosophy. It takes more than one stupid and ignorant comment before I’m willing to ask someone’s employer to bring me someone’s head on a platter. I’d probably need to see an extra heapin’ helpin’ of hypocrisy against one’s own faith, some adultery, a few shady payments to shut someone up, and some hobnobbing with actual bigots before I’d write them off completely.

Please apologize and retract your firearms bigotry.

Comments to the swarm:

Pretty impressive. Too bad we couldn’t do this back when the father of the full-capacity magazine ban was still alive, eh?

DDoS explained, from Wikipedia

Update: Zumbo’s in full CYA mode, finds his AR-15 tecno-lust. Sample comment, slashdot style:

Coyote hunting trip – $1750.00
Single shot rifle – $300
Six-pack of beer after the hunt – $4.50
Drunken posting revealing your true feelings – Priceless

See that little light flashing on your dashboard? That’s the “Need New Job” signal.

Apology not accepted. You called me, a combat vet and proud gun owner, a terrorist.

Posted by: J.T. | February 18, 2007 at 04:31 PM

Total comments on that post, 409 within the first hour. Wow.

2007-02-18 18:30 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants   8 Comments »

Comments

  1. Phil Welch Says :

    He didn’t really say anything unreasonable. AR-15s aren’t good hunting rifles. They’re good for the range and for guerrilla warfare against the government (the two main reasons people carry them), but the only reason you’d carry one hunting is to feel like a badass.

    And considering how many Palestinians have raided Israeli armories or taken rifles off dead Israeli soldiers, there’s probably plenty of terrorists using M16s.

    2007-02-18 18:51 Permalink
  2. Oscar Poppa Says :

    [...] Xavier Thoughts – A New Gun Control Advocate Blogonomicon – Meet Jim Zumbo: Total Tool The Smallest Majority – Elmer Fudds: Our Own Worst Enemies The War On Guns – Hunting With Dumbo Shooting The Messenger – The First And Last Time Armed and Safe – 2nd Amendment Carnival IX, plus unrelated rant Live from the (upper) Texas Gulf Coast – Fuddite Alert View From The Porch – Boomsticks: Who the hell is Jim Zumbo? A Keyboard and a .45 – Outdoor Life Magazine Has Blown It Bigtime The Unforgiving Minute – Fool. Blog O’ Stuff – Fuming Mausers, Medicine, & Motorcycles – Luddites & Fuddites On the Edge – Jim Zumbo, useful idiot Papa Delta Bravo – Traitors In Our Midst The Michael Bane Blog – Serious Stuff — The Jim Zumbo “Defection” The Freeholder – Gun Owners Who Don’t “Get it” Says Uncle – When they come for your hunting rifle… Standard Mischief – 2207 comments so far [...]

    2007-02-18 19:18 Permalink
  3. Standard Mischief Says :

    He didn’t really say anything unreasonable. AR-15s aren’t good hunting rifles.

    he said:

    I’ll go so far as to call them “terrorist” rifles.

    I’ll say: “I’ll go so far as to call them “homeland defense” rifles”.

    The AR-15 firearms (the ones in .223) are considered underpowered for deer and overpowered for squirrel, but the .223 is great stuff for varmint hunting, like the hunt that Jim was on when he stuck his foot in his mouth.

    There are also AR rifles that shoot 7.62×39 which are fine for short range (eastern mostly) deer hunting. Most AK firearms shoot this round, it’s pretty close to a .30-30.

    2007-02-18 19:23 Permalink
  4. Standard Mischief Says :

    he also said:

    I’ve always been comfortable with the statement that hunters don’t use assault rifles. We’ve always been proud of our “sporting firearms.”

    We’re ticked off because some people want to use the “sporting purposes” as a wedge issue to divide and conquer us freedom types. Once they’ve outlawed all the cosmetically-challenged self-loading firearms, they’ll go after those who did not stick-up for the “evil black rifle” people. The finely crafted sporting firearms will become deadly scoped sniper rifles.

    2007-02-18 19:34 Permalink
  5. Phil Welch Says :

    but the .223 is great stuff for varmint hunting

    Yeah, but we’re not talking about caliber, we’re talking about semiauto vs. bolt-action.

    Not everything is a plot to take away your guns. Hell, the Democrats done give up on that tactic ever since it took Congress away from them in the 90′s. Hunters speaking out against using assault rifles to hunt doesn’t hurt the movement nearly as much as a bunch of paranoid gun nuts freaking out about it.

    2007-02-18 19:40 Permalink
  6. Standard Mischief Says :

    Hunters who would never touch an Evil Black Rifle must be underrepresented on the tubes of ‘net. This DDoS shows that there’s a bunch of us “crazy ass gun nuts”.

    We’re also plenty touchy on this point because when a congress-critter shows his stripes, and that stripe is a yellow one down his spine(less) back, they tend to trot this line out too. Perhaps there’s a bunch of pent-up frustration.

    Oh, and here’s the link to the bill about the re-authorization of the ban on weapons that look like assault weapons. It’s called H.R. 1022. Perhaps we’re OK because of the Blue Dog (D) critters, but not all of them have given up on trying to pass bad gun bills.

    2007-02-18 20:02 Permalink
  7. Standard Mischief Says :

    I’d hate to update the blog’s feed, but this is another good comment from someone over at Jim-Bo’s blog:

    Jim, I’ve met you at sportsmen’s shows and at the SHOT Show. I’ve read your work for a couple of decades now. I’m really pretty disappointed in you, because I don’t think you get WHY people are so upset.

    I’ve hunted for almost 40 years, and owned guns for the same amount of time. I’ve been in the military. I’ve shot competitively. And, I’ve owned a gun shop and shooting range. I own ARs, as well as several beautiful high-grade custom bolt-action and single-shot hunting rifles, and I don’t appreciate being called a “terrorist.”

    People could care less if you do, or don’t, hunt with an AR-15, or Mini-14, or AK-47, or SKS, or whatever. That’s your business. When you start denigrating people over their choice of hunting firearms, then it becomes a problem. When you call them “terrorists” and call for banning their weapon of choice, then it really becomes a problem. And, in today’s political climate, where those who work to ban all firearms look for any and every opportunity to divide the gun owner community on the basis of cosmetics so they can gradually ban all guns by banning this type and then that type, you just handed anti-gunners some potent information. “Why not ban AR-15s from hunting?” they’ll say. “After all, noted hunting authority Jim Zumbo says that they are unsporting and don’t belong in the woods!”

    Jim, the problem isn’t that you didn’t realize people hunt with AR-15s. It’s that both your original post and your apology demonstrate you truly do not believe in the right to keep and bear arms, and that it extends to beyond what type of firearms may be suitable for a week-long elk hunt in the Rockies.

    So, going on a hunt with Ted Nugent and using AR-15s isn’t going to fix the problem. How about writing an article on how people who DON’T hunt also have a right to own firearms, including AR-15s, and maybe then following up with another article specifically for non-hunters who own semiautomatic rifles derived from military weapons, directed at how to get them to start hunting with those weapons. After all, we need more hunters!

    Hunting as an activity is decreasing in popularity. I’d venture to say that, unlike when I was a boy, the majority of gun owners are NOT hunters. If you, as a recognized authority on hunting (certainly not guns), dismiss these people for their taste in firearms, then in a few years don’t be surprised when hunting as a legitimate sporting activity is ended. After all, we don’t need to hunt to feed ourselves, and we can farm elk and deer if we like the taste of venison. It’s just a cruel blood sport, isn’t it, and no one needs to kill a poor cute defenseless prairie dog or a clever and handsome coyote.

    Gun owners and Americans in general are pretty forgiving… if they think you’re sincere AND if they see that you’ve changed. But the burden is on you, and not on them. If your apology really is sincere and you really don’t think these guns should be banned from hunting, then you need to start writing… and soon.

    Posted by: J Clifford | February 18, 2007 at 08:15 PM

    http://www.thirtysecondthoughts.blogspot.com

    2007-02-18 21:54 Permalink
  8. Standard Mischief Says :

    update in comments, so as to not bump the feed:


    $ lynx -dump http://outdoorlife.blogs.com/zumbo/2007/02/assault_rifles_.html|grep 'February 18'|wc -l
    2865

    so that’s a total of 2865 comments for yesterday alone.

    2007-02-19 08:50 Permalink

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