Standard Mischief

Legitimate Targets

…still, the response and “DDoS” attack has been amazing. If we could channel that into a beam, the Brady Bunch wouldn’t have a chance. -Standard Mischief 1

Well, Jim Zumbo the gun writer is down for the count, but I can tell, you’ve still got some of that fire in your eyes. Don’t you?

Well there’s no need to keep that frustration all pent up. The NRA, on request of its members, has for a long time kept a list of organizations, companies, and media personalities that have publicly supported those who would wish to end gun ownership by ordinary citizens.

So go ahead and tell Stoneyfield Farms Yogurt that you enjoy the three live active cultures in their yogurt, but until they stop their hatin’ on our gun culture, you are gonna have to make due with the store brand.

Feel free to let the Southland Corporation know that you don’t need to go to 7-11 to get your caffeine, high fructose corn syrup, and yellow dye number five. You could tell them that you would much rather support Kwik-E-Mart or Circle-J instead because of Southland’s stance on freedom.

Let Bonnie Raitt know that while you love her slide guitar, your legally owned Evil Black Rifle kills fascists, and while Bonnie is publicly against that you don’t see how you could possibly support her.

The NRA blacklist is plenty long. Please, go take a look.

1Yep, I’m quoting myself from comments I’ve left on other blogs. I can get away with that because this is the new media.

2007-02-20 13:00 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants   1 Comment »

Comments

  1. DirtCrashr Says :

    The people on that list are most famous for their vanity, and moral vanity doesn’t fall far from the tree.

    2007-02-22 19:44 Permalink

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