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Heller 2: the PDF…

The pleading, the brief, the beef, I’m not really sure of the proper legalese term.

Nomaly, I don’t like to post opinion free content, but I haven’t seen this anywhere else yet.

Heller, Jorden and McVey v. DC and Fenty (PDF)

Bandwidth via The City Paper (DC), tip-off via The Swamp and Google snooze RSS feeds.

Update: minor typo in PDF, bottom of page 5:

22. …Finally, the person must retrieve the registered pistol form the FRS and transport it home.

Only noteworthy because the question of when the owner was allowed to take her firearm back home has been an item of speculation here in my blog.

(BTW, yes, I have some Heller free content in the works)

2008-07-29 22:13 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     1 Comment

Heller 2

Yup, we here at the waffle news network can confirm that Mr. Heller and two other plaintiffs (who no one seems to be able to name - UPDATE: The Ass. Press have updated their story without notice and say that the other two plaintiffs are Amy McVey and Absalom Jordan),  have filed suit against the DC semi-auto ban and the trigger lock requirements that seem to make it nigh impossible to keep functioning firearms available in case of emergency.

I heard the news a few hours ago at WTOP, but after my last blunder, I felt I needed to verify the facts.
Reason

The Ass. Press

FOX news

I’m pretty sure that this time around, when DC refused to issue a permit for Mr. Heller (in defiance of the supreme court order), they probably didn’t mark right on his application “Disapproved DC code 7-2502.02” (PDF) which quite possibly was the only thing that gave Mr Heller standing before the supremes the first time around. Like I said before, the gobs of press present on the very first day of registration epically failed to report accurately on DC’s initial refusal to issue a permit, but perhaps Heller’s crack legal team brought their own video recorders. I’d hate to see this get tossed out on “standing” because DC refused to issue an “Exhibit A”.

2008-07-28 18:45 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:A government of laws and not of men, deranged rants     No Comments

Heller: I guess she forgot to wear some camo…

DCist points me to The Examiner’s article on the very first person to legally register a firearm in post-Heller DC, Amy McVey.

Amy McVey didn’t seem like the typical D.C. gun owner, at least not to the reporters who stood outside the Metropolitan Police Department on Thursday, the first day handguns could be registered in the District after the city’s 32-year ban.

“They looked at me and thought, ‘She doesn’t fit the profile of someone coming in with a gun,’ so they left me alone and I walked right past them,” said McVey, who was the first and only person to register a handgun Thursday when she entered the station with her Ruger .357 Magnum in a blue plastic bag around 1 p.m.

Kinda embarrassing, isn’t it, Mainstream Media? Let’s try to break down those stereotypes, okay?

A Victory for Feminists Everywhere

Oh, I mean anti-feminists. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned from Jill at Feministe, it’s that a decision to take responsibility for your own safety is a decision to leave the feminist sisterhood. Yea, that makes no sense to me either.

After all, Olympic Gold Medalist Kim Rhode or Hero Jeanne Assam don’t exactly seem to be household names ether. Why aren’t they female role models?

Did she break the law?

Seeing as there’s no FFL holders willing to do firearms transfers in the city [1] and that there’s that antiquated law on the federal books [2] that prevents people from buying a handgun from out of state, many people in the comments over at DCist are wondering if she broke the law by bring a firearm in to the city. Is “wondering” the right word? How about outright hostile?

OldPosterKnownAsCranky: …She’s actually a very well-known NIMBY ANC Commissioner in Tenleytown, known for her opposition to just about everything that would bring Tenleytown out of the 1950s. Kinda funny that she’s an anal-retentive stickler for others following all the rules, yet she was breaking the law by having an unregistered gun at home.

IMGoph: you make a damn good point, and she should have the hypocrisy pointed out to her a couple times over. seems like a lot of the ANC folk in ward 3 would qualify for douchebag or douchebagette of the week in any given week.

Classy. Then there’s this:

OldPosterKnownAsCranky: You know, I just thought of something. Aren’t ANC commissioners sworn in? And don’t they take an oath to faithfully execute all laws of the D of C? By registering the illegal gun, McVey is acknowledging that she was in violation of DC law for years. So wasn’t she knowingly violating her oath of office?

Ah, if only violating your oath of office was a tarring-and-feathering offense. Then we could probably do 100% of our elected and appointed officials. If I had any say in it, we could start with Fenty and Cathy Lanier.

And heck, in the struggle for civil rights, I suppose we should have demanded that Rosa Parks sit in the back of the bus and we should denounce Joseph McNeil, Franklin McCain, David Richmond, and Ezell Blair Jr for sitting at that lunch counter.

The truth of the matter was reveled on Cam Edwards’ show [3] the other day. Amy said that she owned the gun legally while living outside the District, and she left it outside the city when she moved to Tenleytown. That might also explain the low turnout so far. I mean sure I’m sure that there are many people who are afraid of how goverment officials would misuse a list of legal gun owners (one Katrina-style gun grab is one too many), but to register a firearm now, without relying on the pledged (not codified as far as I know) amnesty, you’ve got to be part of a small subset of people who legally owned a firearm while living in another state, and then decided to move to the District while leaving your firearm behind. That can’t be many people.

The petition to repeal DC’s semi-automatic gun ban, and Amy decides to be an pro-RKBA activist.

I’ve actually sat on this post because I wasn’t sure that Amy wanted to be pointed out as the first new permit holder in DC. After all, she only used her first name on Cam’s show. I was tipped off on her identity by Say Uncle, who did the right thing and redacted her name from her post. I’m pretty sure she’s decided otherwise now because of this post on the OpenCarry.org discussion forum and this press release [PDF].

Please note: you must be a resident of DC, or own a business there to sign the pension.

[1] That have a valid occupancy license, that is. The one FFL holder that is willing to do transfers for mere mortals lost his lease, and had to move. The DC counsel has so far failed to issue him a new license.

[2] Now that we have NICS, which is a nationwide background check, why is there still a requirement to buy your handgun in state or territory that you live in, something that isn’t true for any other consumer item?

[3] While I’d love to link to the Cam and Company show, Cam emailed me last night to let me know that the show is not yet in his archives.

2008-07-22 11:14 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

I found that quote I was looking for

Yea, it’s bash WTOP news week, sorry about that. Actually this could apply to my general cynical attitude toward the mainstream media.

This is the quote I was reaching for in regards to my IPv6 post. Yes, my Google-Fu is mighty, but I had to change from Flying Dragon Style to Drunken Monkey style Google-Fu, where I’m only at the green belt level.

Anyway:

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. ~Erwin Knoll

Obligatory Wikipedia link.

2008-07-19 01:00 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

Heller: Just call me the Waffle News Network

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So first I jumped to the conclusion that DC would hold permit requesters’ firearms for a few weeks, just because they could, when they brought them in for the permit process.

Then I apologized for that, issuing a correction while not redacting my original post, (unlike a certain Pulitzer prize winning local paper that won’t be named).

Now I understand, via WTOP’s radio broadcast, that Mr. Heller has brought a firearm in to DC to start the permit process, passed the test, but did not leave with his firearm. WTOP did not elaborate on why Mr. Heller wasn’t given his firearm back in light of the fact that yesterday’s permit seeker was given hers back, except to state that the FBI record check was not finished.

I’ll post some linkage up on this post as soon as I get it.

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Update again: I’m getting conflicting stories, but I guess I have to doubt now what I clearly heard on the radio. Reason: Hit&Run is reporting that he could take it home. I don’t know what’s up at this point.

The Examiner concurs, he got to take it home.

[1] I always wanted to blog a story like that.

2008-07-18 17:33 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     1 Comment
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