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TIME: weather is not climate unless we say so

original title:

D.C. Snowstorm: How Global Warming Makes Blizzards Worse

stealthy re-spin title after they make themselves the laughing stock:

Another Blizzard: What Happened to Global Warming?

Guys, your preconceived notions on man-made climate change and your unethical web 2.0 publishing standards are showing.

2010-02-11 05:11 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     1 Comment

snowpocalypse 2010: Desperate measures for desperate times

The scene: Yesterday just after the last bit of the 25″ snowstorm. I’m snowed in from the record snowfall. I decide to walk out to the main road and assess the snowpocalypse.

Most of the walk is pretty easy, there’s about a foot of snow on the local streets thanks to the efforts of a private-hired company. The last 100 feet on a footpath was through knee-high snow.

I walked out to the main road. There was about 4 inches of packed down powder, with the remainder ploughed aside and no one around as far as I could see.

A few minutes later I see a SUV coming and I promptly got off to the side (mostly because I didn’t want to be anywhere near anyone obviously insane). Watching from behind the well packed snow berm, he drives by and holds up a 1/2 empty bottle of Miller High Life.

Desperate measures for desperate times, I suppose.

2010-02-07 12:15 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     No Comments

I am so tempted to say something about ZOG, or dark green helicopters, or boxcars…

or the Fiendish Fluoridators, or the New Weird Odor, or the orbital mind control lasers. Instead, well…

The government has your baby’s DNA

It’s simple, the pediatrician answered: Newborn babies in the United States are routinely screened for a panel of genetic diseases. Since the testing is mandated by the government, it’s often done without the parents’ consent, according to Brad Therrell, director of the National Newborn Screening & Genetics Resource Center.

In many states, such as Florida, where Isabel was born, babies’ DNA is stored indefinitely, according to the resource center.

I don’t even know what to write here, this is wrong on so many levels. Due Process? Medical Privacy? Secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects?

And to think we’re making such a stink over REAL ID. At least our future leaders will have all the tools they need to find themselves a good organ donor match, eh?

Update: a little quick research on Govtrack.us: S. 1858:
Newborn Screening Saves Lives Act of 2007. Totally under the radar for me. It looks like it passed by a voice vote in the House and it passed the Senate by Unanimous Consent, so ironically, no public records of the vote were kept.

2010-02-05 00:01 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     4 Comments

“Be prepared to shelter in place for 3-5 days”

That’s the news from Arlington county, Virginia, in an email alert that went out yesterday right after 7 PM. That “permalink” doesn’t seem too permanent, so I’ll toss the full text at the bottom of the post.

Noted because of the “Mainstreaming of Survivalism“.

Edited to add: I almost forgot that they were talking on the radio today about having 3 to five days of “non-perishable food”. Now that’s real good advice to follow 365 days of the year, but they seem to be forgetting about the huge walk-in freezer I happen to have in my back yard. Trust me, If I lose power, (admittedly a possibility), keeping the contents of my fridge from spoiling will not be an issue. (I even have cleaning out the freezer on my todo list this weekend.)

02/03/10 19:06 Another severe winter storm, with near blizzard conditions, is forecast to hit Arlington Fri., Feb. 5 through Sat., Feb. 6. Be prepared to shelter in place for 3 to 5 days . Please stay off the roads. Snow crews will plow primary and secondary roads first for emergency vehicles. After severe storms (more than 10”), it may take 36-48 hours after the snow stops before County plows can get to residential streets. Removal and treatment may take several days. For cancellations, more info, tips, visit the County Website (http://www.arlingtonva.us/portals/topics/TopicsWeatherWinter.aspx)

2010-02-04 22:36 by Standard Mischief, Filed under:deranged rants     1 Comment
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